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This guy's sharp choppers can help you survive the urban jungle.

Hands off my lunch. It's radioactive. Good thing the containers are dishwasher and microwave safe, eh?

A locking snake or snakey lock? You decide. Either way it's sure to be the most serpentinalicious bike accessory ever.

It's a snake. It's a lock. But mostly it will just scare the pants off potential bike thiefs.

Ha! Talk about the jaws of life. I just want them, I want them.

What better way to support the conservation of sharks than with a delicious sharky totebag. Okay, so you could, like donate money to people who actually save them. Just think of this as an exericse in good PR.

This snail is having a much worse day than you are in this image from Parasites Unleashed! Just think, at least you aren't having a worm burrow through your eyeball. Mmmm.

They're cute, they're flying...they're pinworms! And who doesn't want to greet the day with some parasite action to carry their coffee? Courtesy of the kid's game Parasites Unleashed!

A tiny parasite burns its way to your heart in this image from Parasites Unleashed! Features an educational little blurb on the back about this loverly parasite.

Start the morning with everybody's favorite brain-altering parasite. Features an illustration by the talented Fred Zinn from the kids game Parasites Unleashed with a blurb on the back about Toxoplasmosis.

A little reminder for every time you open your fridge that the poor little tree octopus is going hungry too. Buy a handful and stick them on people's lockers, desklamps, and filing cabinets. Get the word out: the our tree-loving tentacled friend needs our help!

Join in the cry to conserve this darling and endangered tentacled natural wonder by sticking this beautifully designed sticker on your car or computer. The Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus need YOU!

Jot your genius down in this battle cry for evolution and femme scientists.

Dump all your geek gear into this tote bag and look nerdalicious while on the go. Brought to you by the Harvard Graduate Women in Science and Engineering.

Get these four wallet sized Nancy Drew notepads to jot down everything that you'd otherwise forget. You know, your grocery list or that pair of unaffordable shoes you want to look up on ebay later.

Any femme scientist who asks lots of questions is a soul sister of Carolyn Keene's chic strawberry sleuthe. You get six different kickass cards in the set.

Nothing says "I love you" like a pair of Testosterone Boxers. Um, scrap that. Other than a pair of Gonorrhea Boxers that is.

Who doesn't want to sidle up to an adorable plush version of The Common Cold, the Flesh Eating Disease, the Clap, or Ebola? Nobody, I'm telling you. If you can't love the doe-eyed mauve kissing disease then you're a cold hearted bastard is what. Choose from a host of diseases.

This shirt, oh fine folks out there, was voted one of the Top 10 Geeky Tees by inkycircus readers last year. Nuff said.

It's so nice to be a sciencey girl, fun fun fun who'd have thunk it. Kate Lane is fab and we want to marry her. Bye.

Support science stylishly with Kate Lane's lovely tees. Green here, more colours available.